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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

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assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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